N: And today's target - hmm, looks like the local genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
Shame, I quite liked his way with words. Oh well...
K: GRRRRAAARRGH!
N: What the - King?!
N: Woop! *rolls*
K: D'oh!
*CRASH*
N: Really, King? You wanna do this now? Don't you have a WrestleMania to prepare for?
K: GRRRR! RARGH! ROAR!
N: Well, I'm sorry Sheamus 'stole your spot' but if you're expecting me to go easy on you,
you ought to know me better by now.
*WHAP!*
N: Not a great start -
*TRIP!*
K: WAAARGH?!
N: Tap, or snap?
K: *taps frantically*
*KRRACK*
K: AAARGH!
N: Heh, sorry, didn't hear ya.
N: To the victor, the spoils...
K: WAAAAA... *fades into distance*
N: Should keep him quiet for a while - hey, is this real fur? It'll look nice on the wall.
N: Back to the grind, then. These celebrity superhero types won't just kill themselves...
Wait, what's that?
*sound of rotors*
?: STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
N: Oh, what now?
N: *sigh*
C: Nina Williams! On behalf of Her Majesty's government, you're under arrest for the attempted murder
of Tony Stark, and the confirmed murder of at least 50 others!
N: Didn't I beat you up in the last post? I guess some people just don't learn.
C: CANNON DRILL!
*whiff*
N: Gotta do better, I'm down here!
C: Hyah!
*WHAP*
N: Huh! Nice try.
N: Hah!
*WHUNK*
C: Oouh!
N: Need to catch your breath already?
C: Grr...hm?
C: HAH!
*whoosh!*
N: HEY! That's mine!
C: Oouyah!
*THWAP!*
N: Guh - !
C: Now who needs a breather?
N: Hrrf, real funny...let's see you laugh this one off...
N: Hrrrn -
C: Huh, what, you think a weak tackle's going to put me down? Get real, grandm -
N: HAH!
C: -MAAAA!
*THUMP!*
N: Guess what?
C: Wh - OOF!
*CRUNCH!*
N: It did put you down after all.
N: Hrrf...get up.
C: Huk - nnno - please -
N: Don't beg, or I'll make it slow.
C: ...
N: Good girl.
*KRAK*
N: Behind schedule now...and I think I'll have a word with my client next,
see if he can explain how some MI6 jailbait knew where to find me.
TO BE CONTINUED
(Apologies about random changes in image quality - I never called myself a professional at this, you'll notice. :P )
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