Deadpool: "Wade's house, bah-bum-bum, in the middle of Wade's street...dah-rah..."
Deadpool: "Well, who do we got here now? Hey folks, and welcome to what I hope'll be a regular guest-starring stint on this here blog! Not that I really need any more guest-starring roles, I'm turning up in so much crap nowadays I can barely catch time for a Golden Girls masturba - umm, marathon at the weekends."